Kelis Was Here

This is the story of how I acquired the new Kelis Album. Not very interesting but read on. I woke up 7:00 this morning. Fed & Walked the dog. Left out the house at 8:20. I walked to Target. It took me about 10 minutes. I got alot of crazy stares when I walked into the store cuz of the new cut. If u havent seen go to myspace.com/fuckinmillionaire. But anywayz I picked up the CD. I went to the register and it seems like every time I buy a CD there the man at the register always sings the latest single of the artist. So of course this time he breaks out into his Impression of Kelis on Bossy and starts to dancing like she does in the video. Its funny but disturbing. He does this EVERYTIME I buy something. When I bought Tasty a few years ago he started singing Milkshake. Every CD I buy he always feels the need to tell me if he likes or doesnt like the CD. But anyways I left the store and I had my hoodie on cuz it was a lil nippy when I first came out. (haha i said Nippy) But Now it was Hot as balls & i was sweating my skin off so I went into the market and bought something to drink and walked home. Dont ask why i told you this boring ass story. I jus had nothing better 2 do